White House Correspondents Dinner: President got jokes!

This is GREAT!

It’s been quite a year since I’ve spoken here last — lots of ups, lots of downs — except for my approval ratings, which have just gone down. (Laughter.) But that’s politics. It doesn’t bother me. Beside I happen to know that my approval ratings are still very high in the country of my birth. (Laughter and applause.)

By the way, all of the jokes here tonight are brought to you by our friends at Goldman Sachs. (Laughter.) So you don’t have to worry — they make money whether you laugh or not. (Laughter.)

Goldman Sachs Pirates – LOL

Link: Borowitz Report

Rejected Fortune Magazine Cover by Chris Ware – Funny

Chris Ware, American artist, was commissioned to do the cover for the Fortune 500 issue. Sadly, it was rejected.

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LOST x Pirates of the Carribean – LOL

Funny.

Asking an Econommist for Love Advice – LOL

From the Financial Times:

Dear Economist: If I reduce ‘supply’, will my ‘price’ go up?

I was in a long-distance relationship with my ex-girlfriend for six months, I in Bangladesh and she in England. At first, everything was perfect, but then her demand curve for me seemed to be slowly shifting to the left. Paranoid, I started giving her a lot more attention, thereby increasing my supply. My price and marginal utility fell. We broke up once, but I convinced her to come back.

We went back to normal and we talked for hours everyday. I decided I would move for her and managed to get offers to study economics in the UK. She started acting very oddly, and a few days ago, she said she doesn’t love me any more and completely broke up with me.

We’re still friends and she’s started making excuses that don’t seem too rational. I think she’s confused and that she’ll come back if I play my cards right. Should I sharply reduce supply and hope that my price goes up? I love her more than anything. My demand curve for her is perfectly inelastic.

Anon, Bangladesh
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The best divorce letter… EVER.

Aziz Ansari – Hilarious!!

Spent a portion of Sunday watching Intimate Moments for a Sensual Evening. Non-stop Funny. Good times.
Here’s the bit with him kicking it with Kanye West.

Link:
Aziz Ansari